Post by gooch on Jan 11, 2006 17:59:30 GMT -5
A woman was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her
husband.
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful ... CAREFUL!" he yelled. "Put in some more
butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more
butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE
BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful .. CAREFUL!
I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're
cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
Have your LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.
You know you always forget to salt them. Use the
salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with
you?" she said. "You think I don't know how to fry a
couple of eggs after all these years?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you
what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the c
husband.
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful ... CAREFUL!" he yelled. "Put in some more
butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more
butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE
BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful .. CAREFUL!
I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're
cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
Have your LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.
You know you always forget to salt them. Use the
salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with
you?" she said. "You think I don't know how to fry a
couple of eggs after all these years?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you
what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the c
