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Post by gooch on Dec 3, 2005 15:00:30 GMT -5
A firefighter came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
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Post by kriddle on Dec 3, 2005 20:46:51 GMT -5
#z7shysterical#
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Post by northernrebel on Dec 5, 2005 15:49:55 GMT -5
Thats awesome!
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Post by gooch on Dec 6, 2005 5:18:45 GMT -5
ty
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Post by frenzy on Dec 6, 2005 12:35:27 GMT -5
sweet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
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yomuda
6" Suspension
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Post by yomuda on Dec 6, 2005 19:46:10 GMT -5
#z7shysterical# #z7shysterical# #z7shysterical#
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Post by dieselmadness on Dec 7, 2005 19:22:40 GMT -5
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Post by bocephus on Dec 7, 2005 22:21:35 GMT -5
I've heard it a different way but thats the best way yet. lol
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Post by Johnny Ram on Dec 9, 2005 10:41:03 GMT -5
that was good....lol
JR
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ramustudent
3" body lift
Ya It's a Dodge, you wanna pull F^&%er
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Post by ramustudent on Dec 20, 2005 19:08:56 GMT -5
lol
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