STRIKES AGAIN!!

[gooch]

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN.........

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her breasts are so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher cried .

[ufo]

[bostoncarp]

No thats funny

Boston

[BirdDog]

Good one Gooch!!

[panthers65]

Little Johnny's class was reviewing language arts, and the teacher told them the word for the day was "definitely". She then asked someone in the class to use the word in a sentence.

She first called on Little Susie who said "The grass is definitely green.

the teacher said "Thats good susie, but the grass can be brown when it dies"

The teacher then called on Little Bobby who said "The sky is definitely blue"

the teacher responded by saying "Good Bobby, but the sky can be black when it is night time too"

This whole time Little Johnny had been sitting in the back with his hand up, but had not been called on because the teacher knew him to have a bad mouth, but figured that, since no one else in the class had their hand up, she would give him a chance. she said "okay little johnny, give me a sentence with the word "definitely" in it

Little Johnny quickly responded by saying "Do farts have lumps in them?"

the class burst out in laughter and the teacher, frustrated yelled "Johnny, that is not approperate for school talk, and you didn't even use the word of the day"

little johnny, with a smirk on his face responded "thats because you didnt' let me finish, I only asked because if farts don't have lumps in them, I definitely just $hit my pants"

[ufo]

[frenzy]

great ones !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Johnny Ram]

ROTFLMAO!!!


Nice !

JR

[nvmyram]

[ramustudent]

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