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Post by gooch on Oct 24, 2005 19:10:52 GMT -5
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. What type of bra?" asked the clerk. Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from. Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied, "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs. {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
They forgot the German bra....
Holtzemfromfloppen!
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maxxram
6" Suspension
The Bigger the Better
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Post by maxxram on Oct 24, 2005 21:51:39 GMT -5
LOL
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TROUBLE
3" body lift
Trouble is as Trouble does !!!!
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Post by TROUBLE on Oct 24, 2005 23:18:42 GMT -5
lmao
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Post by frenzy on Oct 25, 2005 0:47:38 GMT -5
good one gooch !!
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Post by BirdDog on Oct 25, 2005 2:45:10 GMT -5
That is a first someone else posting in humor than Frenzy, now that is funny! LOL
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Post by ufo on Oct 25, 2005 18:46:35 GMT -5
nice one gooch
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Post by Johnny Ram on Oct 27, 2005 9:07:07 GMT -5
That was good...
JR
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Post by dieselmadness on Nov 4, 2005 17:58:15 GMT -5
Good one bro
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Post by southernmudslinger on Nov 7, 2005 21:02:00 GMT -5
LOL
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nvmyram
6" Suspension
XX Never High Enough XX
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Post by nvmyram on Dec 20, 2005 15:13:49 GMT -5
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yomuda
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Post by yomuda on Dec 20, 2005 15:26:49 GMT -5
HaHahaha
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