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Post by BirdDog on Oct 19, 2005 23:47:54 GMT -5
There was a gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase its gas sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-up."
Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
The buyer then guessed (8) and the proprietor said, "No, you were close. The number was (7)."
"Sorry, no free sex this time, but maybe next time."
Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number.
The man guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was (3). You were close but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged. He doesn't give away free sex."
The buddy replied, "No, it's not rigged -- my wife won twice last week."
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Post by frenzy on Oct 20, 2005 3:05:56 GMT -5
Tha'ts a very very good one !!!!! ;D
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Post by bocephus on Oct 20, 2005 21:35:37 GMT -5
lol
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Post by ufo on Oct 22, 2005 13:03:50 GMT -5
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TROUBLE
3" body lift
Trouble is as Trouble does !!!!
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Post by TROUBLE on Oct 22, 2005 15:00:33 GMT -5
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maxxram
6" Suspension
The Bigger the Better
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Post by maxxram on Oct 24, 2005 9:55:27 GMT -5
LOL good one
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Post by Johnny Ram on Oct 27, 2005 9:15:09 GMT -5
1 Dead Gas Pumper, heavy on the cover dirt!
lol
JR
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nvmyram
6" Suspension
XX Never High Enough XX
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Post by nvmyram on Dec 20, 2005 15:51:43 GMT -5
lol
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ramustudent
3" body lift
Ya It's a Dodge, you wanna pull F^&%er
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Post by ramustudent on Dec 20, 2005 18:36:04 GMT -5
#bruce_h4h#
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